GLOBAL PERSPECTIVE

Can you imagine what our enemies must be thinking? They are testing nukes, and firing missiles, and murdering their citizens, and spying on us, and plotting terrorist attacks against us, our economy is in the tank, our government is running wild, but our national media is effectively blacked-out from real news, as they cover the death of a pervert entertainer? No wonder nobody takes us seriously, we're a nation of idiots!

OBAMA AND IRAN

Boy, I'm betting Obama is just a little jealous of his friends, the leaders of Iran. I bet he just can't sleep, watching those pictures on television, and fantasizing about his own shock troops, bashing Tea Baggers, NRA members, Christians, Israelis, anti-abortion activists, Rupert Murdoch, and waving his own little club in the air, whooping and hollering. I wonder how his wife gets any sleep at all. I wonder, does he wear a little crown, once all the Secret Service guys take-off? Imagine, if he could just kill all the people who speak out against his plans for utter domination, and complete transformation of the nation.

DEMOCRACY IN IRAN

With several cities in Iran reporting voter turn-out at higher than actual population rates, it appears the ACORN has opened some overseas offices, OR, it seems that ACORN represents a Third World style political organization, kinda like Illinois. OH, didn't Obama arise out of those systems? Maybe that's why he acts like a Third World dictator, eh? "MAYBE"? NOT!

WHERE'S THE LOVE?

OK, the people of the United States elected Barack Obama, and the mainstream media around the world hailed his ascension as the beginning of a new Age of Peace. He would abandon the errant ways of his predecessors, and make peace with words and an open hand, instead of a mailed fist. What happened? What happened to the brunches on the White House lawn? Why haven't the leaders of N. Korea, Iran, Cuba and Venezuela stood-down their armies, cancelled their WMD programs, and RSVPd for the Obama Love Fest 2009? Weren't they watching MSNBC? Didn't they feel Chris Matthew's thrill? Didn't they see all the tears and hugs on Inauguration Day? What else doesn't Obama get right? Stay tuned, reality is just around the corner.