OBAMA AND IRAN

Boy, I'm betting Obama is just a little jealous of his friends, the leaders of Iran. I bet he just can't sleep, watching those pictures on television, and fantasizing about his own shock troops, bashing Tea Baggers, NRA members, Christians, Israelis, anti-abortion activists, Rupert Murdoch, and waving his own little club in the air, whooping and hollering. I wonder how his wife gets any sleep at all. I wonder, does he wear a little crown, once all the Secret Service guys take-off? Imagine, if he could just kill all the people who speak out against his plans for utter domination, and complete transformation of the nation.