Green Attention Disorder & the Prius

Anyone else out there notice that Prius drivers are brain dead? Is it, people who would buy one, or is it the cars that turn the drivers into morons? Imagine a 90 yr old Asian woman, with 10 kids fighting in the back of her minivan, drinking and smoking, putting on make-up, texting on her phone, and eating a Big Mac, at night, without her glasses. Got the image? Well, everybody who drives a Prius is worse.