OBAMA'S MESSAGE TO AMERICA

Read My Lips! I'm not trying to impose Socialism on America! I'm not a liar! I'm not a communist! I'm a lawyer. I'm from Chicago. I'm a "Community Organizer", like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. All my friends and associates are communists and radicals, but I'm as American as apple pie, and I love capitalism, and American freedom, and private property, and the Bill of Rights. We can borrow and spend our way out of bankruptcy. I'm not trying to nationalize the health system of the United States. I don't want to own the auto industry, or the banks, or the energy industry, or the manufacturing industry, or all other industries, I just want to have complete control over all aspects of them, and to be able to regulate and/or tax them into complete compliance with my will. But I don't want to "OWN" them! Now, turn to MSNBC, or CNN, so my news bitches can lie to you some more, I'm on a conference call with Fidel!